Special awkward guy, nuclear cringe, Candyman, Candyman… Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Al (@maybmockingbird), & Molly (@night_timetea) discuss the millennial teen horror movie that sparked a franchise that is the absolute bane of neurotics everywhere — 2000’s Final Destination. We comisserate with poor Billy, decide which deaths we would have preferred, & fangirl over Tony Todd…
CGI shitshow, spectacular set, starring Famke Janssen’s wardrobe Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) revisit the 1999 remake of “House on Haunted Hill.” We discuss the lore & our favorites among the cast — can you guess who it is? There are some great choices like one of the blonde ladies, Taye Diggs, the nervous little…
“Let’s go somewhere & talk,” Dean Krueger, Good for her Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Mel (@heda_mel), Matt (@menameismattie), Al (@maybmockingbird), & Molly (@night_timetea) kick off a month of new millennium throwbacks with the 1998’s Urban Legend. You know, the milquetoast college slasher featuring Jared Leto before he was really weird, the Noxema girl who killed…
The team — Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Jay (@jayraffertypoet) & Mandon, Mel (@heda_mel), Al (@maybmockingbird), & Molly (@night_timetea) — celebrates the holidays in a very GITM way by playing a giant game of FMK that includes characters from all the movies we watched for season three of the podcast (from 31 days of horror 2022…
Ashhole machismo, chainsaw hand, American gaze medieval slapstick Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), Al (@MayBMockingbird), & Molly (@NightTime_Tea) discuss the slapstick masterpiece that is Sam Raimi’s third installment in the Army of Darkness franchise. We talk strangely named medieval women, the effectiveness of Ash in machismo overdrive, & way too many unscary skeletons. This episode was…
Shredding reality, creepy stop motion, “Come to Sweet Henrietta” Stef (@witchxpudding) & L (@nocturnical) discuss why Evil Dead 2 is one of the best horror movies ever made & why you’re wrong if you disagree. Those who disagree will be yeeted into the cellar with sweet Henrietta, who you must go to. This episode was…
Torrents of blood, SA’d by an ent, groovy Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical), & Jay (@jayraffertypoet) discuss the movie that started it all. While there’s some stuff that doesn’t land like Ash’s sister getting SA’d by an ent & just Scotty in general, the movie’s practical effects & campiness make it not just one of our…
Ridiculous premise, ancient cursed coin, teddy bear cranks it Supernatural does a lot of things just right enough to evade notice but they straight up did our boy dirty here in a very 2008 way. Stef (@witchxpudding), L (@nocturnical) & our resident Supernatural expert Avery (@tagliodice on Insta) discuss facial symmetry, season-wide arcs, & boys…
So get this — there’s this portal to hell & someone built a hotel there or something. & it’s run by a dapper but understandably cranky old dude & has a resident disheveled old dude & they hired this easily surprised lady to throw a New Years Eve bash on the 12th anniversary of the…
Nintendo 64 CGI, sniveling bootlicker Dr. Ted, cute tho! Did I fall asleep during this movie & have to rewatch it? Several times. Was it worth rewatching? No. Was Ted Raimi hot even as a sniveling, bootlicking doctor holding the agenda of a shadowy corporation against the survival of a troop of goofy ass space…